Massage Therapy and Bodywork
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Services
The Next Generation
Practice makes perfect.
3, 2, 1... GO!
This is to focus on a specific area of pain.
The Zero F**** Zone
This decadent treatment starts with a 50-minute relaxing massage and flows into a 15-minute face and scalp massage with nourishing oils. This treatment ends with exfoliation for your feet and massage with a moisturizing foot cream. Hot towels are wrapped around the head and feet to melt away the last f**** you might have had.
Suggested for afterwards:
Clear your schedule for the evening.
Hit a sauna.
Get dinner delivered.
Bubble bath.
Early bedtime.
No technology.
Let the peace of no f**** given settle in.
Aches and Woes, BE GONE!
Let's exorcise those thoughts and aches that don't belong to you. Mostly relaxing with focus on the achy bits.
30 minute $65*
60 minutes $130
75 minutes $145
90 minutes $160
2 Hours $230
*30 min is not a full-body massage, discounts are not applicable
**School employee discounts are available. Just ask!
It Hurts So Good
Shoulder issues? TMJ dysfunction? Plantar fasciitis? Maybe your posture sucks from being a desk monkey? Or that one sports injury from high school still lingers...
This might be what you need.
It's not a full-body massage.
It might not be pleasant.
This session is to focus on the pain that just won't go away, and the structures involved.
Techniques such as myofascial release, triggerpoint therapy, and deep tissue are employed. Cupping and t-bars usually make an appearance in these sessions too.
Hit the Restart Button
The nervous system, brain, and lymphatic system are hard at work 24/7.
This session is a mix of Craniosacral Therapy and Abhyanga, a style of lymphatic drainage from Ayurveda.
You can choose either as a stand-alone session too.
Just make sure to write in the note when booking what you want.
Abhyanga as a stand-alone session involves copious amounts of oil everywhere, including the hair.
Craniosacral Therapy as a stand-alone session does not require undressing.
This session is light pressure because the nervous and lymphatic systems respond better to light touch.
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